Posts Tagged ‘Traktor’

It has been a hot minute since I have fired up the ol’ WordPress blawg and wrote myself a letter. This effort has an audience of one: myself, and once you accept that, it gets easier. In this feed- and filter-driven 24 hour news cycle of technology, when you are staring at a blank page, it is asking you to be creative and say something. Say anything. It is much better on a cosmic, spiritual scale to create content than to passively watch the social network feeds go by.

I used to write poetry and stories to capture what I was feeling. This “blog” is full of it; when I was unemployed I kept busy (because ADHD) by pumping tons of those “witless driblets” into this online database called WordPress from a stack of hand-written journals that I subsequently burned in the mountains and the deserts in campfires. They’re all now indexed Internet content and ashes. Ribbit. Fuck you. Enjoy.

Once upon a time I built pages for music I composed, wrote, played, produced, rapped and sang on. Labored over, instead of going to class or doing homework, I caught them on magnetic tape and transferred them to a computer. I figured out how to embed those songs here with a play button. I still have a couple of handwritten cassette tapes I can refer to for source material and memories. That includes a page for M0nster Zer0, a band I was instrumental in–ha, ha–when I was in high school.

I remember making DJ Lurk compilations every year for 15 years, many times multiple disc sets, of my favorite music and giving them out by the dozens for free. Custom, handmade printed paperboard CD case insets, printed on an inkjet, and CD-Stomping labels on them. Those comps keep me grounded, and company, because you should always make your own mix tapes.

I used to record two hour sessions of vinyl-spinning to capture all of my music collection the way that I heard it blending and surfing together. That’s how it was on Pete Tong’s Essential Mix program on Radio One: a two-hour uncensored journey. I made this effort because the Woodweaver gave me a Sony DAT recorder that could do two hours per tape; that was hot tech at the time, and I wanted to use it. There are 12 Essential Mix @ Mordenkainen’s Parlour tracks, labelled with exact dates. They have incredible power to return me to years ago.

More recently, with a MacBook Pro and a shitty pair of USB controllers attached to Traktor, I would record DJing live at the Edgemont Compound, the Isle of Lesbos, Below the Chateau, or at a Dirty Little Mansion. This content has names and maybe rough dates, but I was asked to show up and spin, so I did. I get to wonder who this particular character is, because I can’t believe that I produced that. But it is undeniably The Froggacuda.

So there it is as evidence: a poem, a mixtape, an occasion: captured somehow so that I have to go back and verify that it actually happened for my audience of me. Memories that are fleeting ghosts. Content that is hard and unrelenting to experience again and try to put into perspective in the present tense.

Is this thing still on…?

I came home from a pretty good day at work slinging my IT plan for Green House Builders to a house without roommates or children, so I did what I do best: got intoxicated and slung some tracks. Usually I just pile a bunch of music into Traktor Pro and start mixing; this time I actually plucked a bunch of songs from the back catalogs from DJ Lurk and The Deceptikons because I wanted to make sure I included a couple of specific remixes. After deciding to start with the most excellent LMFAO cut, I couldn’t resist laying the epic South Park skit in there at the beginning. This mix is approved by Thee Froggacuda.

Opening sample is from South Park:

Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison

Cartman: [nonsense imitating Kyle]

Kyle: Shut up fat boy!

Cartman: Don’t call me fat, you fucking jew!

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?

Cartman: Jew?

Kyle: No, he’s talking about “fuck”. You can’t say fuck in school, you fucking fatass!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said “fuck” again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: fuck!

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody. fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Actually, what I said was… [megaphone feedback] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr Garrison?

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

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TRACKLISTING:

  1. LMFAO – Girl Cant Help It (Ultimix)
  2. Eminem vs Jamiroquai – Without Main Vein (DJ Vartan B Mix)
  3. Erik B and Rakim – I Know You Got Soul (Ultimix)
  4. KMC Kru – Devil Came Up to Michigan (House Mix)
  5. Justin Timberlake featuring Clipse – Like I Love You (Basement Jaxx Radio Edit)
  6. Les Rhythmes Digitales – Jacques Your Body
  7. Chicane featuring Tom Jones – Stoned in Love (The Young Punx Vocal Remix)
  8. Madison Avenue – Who the Hell Are You? (Illicit Remix)
  9. Pink – Who Knew (Bimbo Jones Club Mix)
  10. Rockell – What U Did 2 Me (Ultimix)
  11. Rihanna – Disturbia (Jody den Broeder Remix)
  12. Nelly Furtado – Say it Right (Peter Rauhofer Remix)
  13. Starkillers – Discoteka (Kobbe and Leeds Remix)
  14. Andain vs Depeche Mode – Here is the House (DJ Lurk Radio Edit)
  15. Chicane – Daylight
  16. Hellogoodbye – Here (In Your Arms) (Ultimix)
  17. Depeche Mode – Just Can’t Get Enough (Rubber Band Mix)
  18. Pink – So What (Ultimix)
  19. Katy Perry vs Goldfrapp – Kissed a La La (Full Tilt Mashup Track)
  20. Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus (Televangelist Mix)
  21. Puretone – Addicted To Bass (Ultimix)
  22. Who da Funk featuring Jessica Eve – Shiny Disco Balls (DJ Chaos vs DJ Infiniti Mix)
  23. Alice Deejay – Better Off Alone (Signum Remix)
  24. Chicane featuring Natasha Bedingfield – Bruised Water
  25. The Killers – Mr. Brightside (Jacque Lu Cont Remix)
  26. Depeche Mode – A Pain That I’m Used To (Jacques Lu Cont’s Thin White Duke Mix)
  27. Avril Lavigne – Sk8er Boi (Raphael Gomes Mix)
  28. Paula Cole – Where Have All the Cowboys Gone (E Team Drugstore Cowboy Radio Edit)
  29. Filter – Take a Picture (Hybrid Remix)
  30. Andain – Beautiful Things (Gabriel And Dresden Unplugged Mix)
  31. Fall Out Boy – Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (Ultimix)
  32. Perasma – Swing 2 Harmony (Deserves An Effort Polyphony Vocal Mix)
  33. Simply Red – Sunrise (Love II Infinity Classic Mix)
  34. Daft Punk – Technologic (Hi-Tec mix)
  35. Plump DJs – Kinky
  36. Faith Evans featuring Crooklyn Clan – Love Like This (Highpass Vocal Mix)
  37. P Diddy featuring Kelis – Let’s Get Ill (Deep Dish Vocal Mix)
  38. Tatu – All the Things She Said (Extension 119 Vocal vs DJ Lurk RPM Mix)
  39. Underworld – Born Slippy (Darren Price Mix)
  40. Imogen Heap – Hide and Seek (Karl G Remix)
  41. Prodigy – Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix)