Five Hours, Twenty Three Minutes, and Thirty Three Seconds

Posted: October 20, 2008 in Music
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This is what happens when I am left alone with a pile of MP3s, my DJ tech, and a 30-pack of Tecate on the Compound. UPDATE: Renamed this mix to “There Are Two Types of Balls” for obvious reasons.

Opening sample is from Snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol’ pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol’ time. But, you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You’re shrinking…and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you’ve got “replica” written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five zero” written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now…fuck off.

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  1. Savage featuring Soulja Boy – Swing (Full Tilt Remix)
  2. Lil Wayne featuring Static Major – Lollipop (Funkymix)
  3. Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown – No Air (Ultimix)
  4. Jo Jo – Too Little, Too Late (Funkymix)
  5. Rihanna featuring Q Da Kid – Take A Bow (Remix)
  6. New Kids on the Block – Summertime (Ultimix)
  7. David Banner featuring Chris Brown – Get Like Me (Funkymix)
  8. Andain – Make Me (Bassbin Twins Dub Mix)
  9. The Fixxers aka DJ Quick and AMG – Can U Werk Wit Dat
  10. The The – Helpline Operator (Sick Boy Mix)
  11. Fort Minor featuring Holly Brook and Jonah Matranga – Where’d You Go
  12. Jesse McCartney featuring Baby Bash – I’m Leavin’ (Ultimix)
  13. Mariah Carey – Bye Bye (Ultimix)
  14. Fabolous – Breathe (Ultimix)
  15. Depeche Mode – Walking in my Shoes (7 Inch Anandamidic Mix)
  16. Depeche Mode – Walking in my Shoes (Mouth and Ziska Marriage Mix)
  17. Linkin Park – Session (Matrix Reloaded Mix)
  18. Evanescence – Bring Me to Life (Mix Factor)
  19. Mims – Like This (Funkymix)
  20. Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx – Gold Digger (Funkymix)
  21. Alicia Keys featuring Cassidy – No One (Funkymix)
  22. Chris Brown featuring Jadakiss – Wall to Wall (Ultimix)
  23. Westside Connection – It’s the Holidaze (Radio Edit)
  24. Eric Sermon featuring Redman – React (Funkymix)
  25. Nelly – Ride Wit Me (Funkymix)
  26. Faith Evans – Love Like This (Crooklyn Clan Mix)
  27. Camouflage – That Smiling Face (Justin Strauss Techno Pop Mix)
  28. Kid Rock – All Summer Long (Ultimix)
  29. Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Teddybears Remix)
  30. Chenelle featuring Cham – I Fell in Love with the DJ (Ultimix)
  31. Fergie – London Bridge (DJ Yoda Blister in the Sun Mix)
  32. Rhymefest – Breakdance
  33. T-Pain featuring Akon – Bartender (Funkymix)
  34. Plain White T’s – Hey There Delilah (Ultimix)
  35. Finger Eleven – Paralyzer (Ultimix)
  36. Stacie Orrico – More to Life (Mike Rizzo Global Soul Club Mix)
  37. Imogen Heap – Goodnight and Go
  38. Depeche Mode – Enjoy the Silence (Future Mix)
  39. Was Not Was – Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone (Richie’s Bass-Apella)
  40. Janet Jackson – Feedback (Ultimix)
  41. Lloyd featuring Ludacris – How We Do it (Funkymix)
  42. Kardinal Offishall featuring Akon – Dangerous (Funkymix)
  43. Estelle featuring Kanye West – American Boy (Ultimix)
  44. Quincy Jones featuring Ray Charles and Chaka Khan – Good to You (Around the House Mix)
  45. Gwen Stefani featuring Akon – The Sweet Escape (Konvict Remix)
  46. Michael Jackson with Akon – Wanna be Startin’ Somethin 2008 (Ultimix)
  47. Laid Back – Ride the White Horse (90’s Mix)
  48. Les Rythmes Digitales – Jacques Your Body (Wiseguys Mix)
  49. Mekon featuring Roxanne Shante – What’s Going On? (Jon Carter Mix)
  50. Depeche Mode – Precious (Victor Calderone & MacQuayle Damaged Club Mix)
  51. Elliott Yamin – Wait for You (Ultimix)
  52. Plump DJs – Electric Disco
  53. Dirty Vegas – Days Go By (Hydrogen Rockers Full Vocal Mix)
  54. Chicane – Some Might Say
  55. Afro Medusa – Pasilda (Todd Terry’s In House Mix)
  56. Basement Jaxx – Oh My Gosh (Knee Deep Remix)
  57. Egypt Egypt – Egyptian Lover (Full Tilt Remix)
  58. Debbie Deb – Lookout Weekend (Full Tilt Remix)
  59. Madison Avenue – Who The Hell Are You (DJ Amanda Remix)
  60. Daft Punk – Around the World (Tee’s Frozen Sun Mix)
  61. Seal – Amazing (Thin White Duke Edit)
  62. Plumb – In My Arms (Bimbo Jones Mix)
  63. Simply Red – Sunrise (Love II Infinity Classic Mix)
  64. Who Da Funk featuring Jessica Eve – Shiny Disco Balls (Main Mix)
  65. Crystal Method – Comin’ Back (Club 69 Funk Express Mix)
  66. BT featuring Tori Amos – Blue Skies (Robbers of Antiquity Alien Disco Mix)
  67. Planet Soul – Set U Free (FNL Mix)
  68. Pink – Who Knew (Bimbo Jones Club Mix)
  69. Chicane featuring Tom Jones – Stoned in Love (The Young Punx Vocal Remix)
  70. Ultra Nate vs The Pointer Sisters – Automatic (Ultimix)
  71. Colbie Caillat – Bubbly (Ultimix)
  72. Crystal Method – Name of the Game (Hybrid’s Lights Out in LA Mix)
  73. Basement Jaxx – Where’s Your Head At (Freddie Filter Mix)
  74. Friction and Spice – Alright (Hybrid’s Analogue Mix)
  75. Benny Benassi featuring Public Enemy – Bring the Noise Remix (Pump-Kin Remix)
  76. Depeche Mode – John the Revelator (Dave Is In The Disco Tiefschwarz Remix)
  77. BT – Somnambulist (Sander Kleinenberg Convertible Club Mix)
  78. Gorillaz – 19-2000 (Wiseguys House of Wisdom Mix)
  79. Pink – U + Ur Hand (Bimbo Jones Remix)
  80. Katy Perry vs Goldfrapp – Kissed a La La (Full Tilt Mash-Up)
  81. Daniel Bedingfield – Gotta Get Through This (DnD Radio Edit)
  82. The Killers – When You Were Young Jacques Lu Cont’s Thin White Duke Mix)
  83. Underworld – Rez/Cowgirl (Live)
  1. karl says:

    that tracklist is insane!

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