Archive for March, 2011

Posted: March 15, 2011 in Uncategorized

Kids today have missed the whole experience of putting the headphones on, turning it up to 10, holding the jacket, closing their eyes and getting lost in an album; and the beauty of taking your allowance money and making a decision based on the jacket, not knowing what the record sounded like. God, it was a magical, magical time..you mark my words, in a generation from now people are going to say: ‘What happened?’ Steve Jobs is personally responsible for killing the music business.

Jon Bon Jovi

OK, let me point-by-point this:

“A magical, magical time.” It was a magical time because you were a teenager discovering music, one of the two most amazing things in life. There are still teenagers; there’s still music.

“Steve Jobs is personally responsible for killing the music business.” What S Jobs did was step in with a viable model when the music business was unable to come up with its own.

When Napster happened, in 1999, the record companies were right to be outraged; in 2003, when the iTunes store debuted, the record business was still trying to will itself back to 1997. Record company executives were at best unfamiliar, at worst ignorant about the internet itself. The companies were most proactive in their (extremely clumsy) attempts to protect their copyrights, not to revolutionize their business. Record company people who complained that revolutionizing their entire industry was daunting, maybe impossible, should’ve been aware—as capitalists—that they had a choice to adapt or perish.

The companies’ CEOs largely came into the record business in the 1970s. Were I the chairman of Time Warner or Seagram, and I wanted my investment to remain viable, I would’ve had to take the ruthless, but necessary, step of firing people with tremendous experience, seniority, and history, and replacing them with people aware of what was going down.

Now, the record companies still exist, but their executives’ jobs are vanishing. Those fired executives can’t find jobs at other companies, because those jobs don’t exist.

(A commentary about the J Bon Jovi statement on New York Magazine’s site said that S Jobs “…presented an online system that actually got artists paid.” Well, that’s no revolution: record companies do pay—if a band can recoup, which is usually impossible on a big label. My label ATO, which is a smaller company that couldn’t spend a whole lot of money, and thus didn’t spend much money to recoup in the first place, has paid me regularly.)

(I’m guessing that New York assumes, as many do, that it’s easy for an independent artist to get on iTunes. It is not, not, not. You still need a record company to get any kind of decent service from iTunes. I released an EP by the band the Panderers, and had to do it through IODA, an entity that exists because small-time artists can’t put their music on iTunes directly. And even IODA isn’t given much respect: a traditional distributor or larger label can choose a release date, but, with IODA, you have no idea when, exactly, your music will be released. You’re given a two month window in which your music MIGHT come out—could be later, could be sooner. That’s ridiculous.)

I’ve heard that Apple has fewer than 20 people working in their iTunes store department. No idea if this is true—but, given the bare-bones service, it makes sense.

“Kids today have missed the whole experience of putting the headphones on, turning it up to 10” Dudeman. My friend. The iPod = nothing BUT headphones. Volume: still an existent scientific phenomenon.

“…holding the jacket…” OK, Jon, I concede: record album covers were awesome.

(And ps, who could de-stem-and-seed weed, or sniff drugs, off an iPhone?)

“…the beauty of taking your allowance money and making a decision based on the jacket, not knowing what the record sounded like, and looking at a couple of still pictures and imagining it.” Beauty? Dude, that SUCKED. Because YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY SOUNDED LIKE. Record stores didn’t have listening booths. Hence, you bought a lot of shitty records. A LOT.

“…in a generation from now people are going to say: ‘What happened?’” Here’s one of the things that happened:

Do you remember hearing, “Why buy a whole CD when there’s only one good song on it” a lot? That was because MOST ALBUMS ONLY HAD ONE GOOD SONG ON IT. And CDs—cheaper to produce than vinyl LPs or cassettes—were nonetheless priced exorbitantly. Oh, and they phased out the single. You wanted the song, you overpaid for the whole shebang.

The companies didn’t produce quality product. When they heard a hit single, they put out an album, regardless of the quality of the rest of the song. Two examples:

Fastball, “The Way.” This, the single, was the only song on the album written and sung by the bass player. Did the company say, “Hey, sorry, guitar player, but the bass player’s better than you, go back to the woodshed so the bass player can write twelve more songs”? No.

Smashmouth, “Walking on the Sun.” Smashmouth were a punk/ska band. I guess they did this song as kind of a trifle, kind of a loungey-groovy sidebar—but it was the one sent to radio, and a huge hit. The record company didn’t send them back to the studio to make an album to match it.

(In fairness, Smashmouth moved on to embrace that sound on the next albums. But let me emphasize: ON THE NEXT ALBUMS.)

Guess what? People loved the songs when they saw the video, and they bought the CDs. LOADS of them. And most of them went back home, and were disappointed. Your consumer base learned a lesson: albums are almost always bad, even if the single is amazing. You guys taught them this.

Look, Jon: our industry lived by the sword. Sorry.

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Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

LinkedIn folks, let’s hook up; I’m the best rec writer this side of @StacyZapar: http://www.linkedin.com/in/froggacuda

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Me want @LadyGaga Japan Relief bracelet: send one my way and offset disaster for $5: http://ping.fm/cW91v

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Seen on Tumblr: don’t be racist; be like the Panda…they’re Black, White, and Asian! http://froggacuda.tumblr.com/

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Facebook ProTip: if you click “see all birthdays” you can download them all to your calendar app at the bottom of that page…

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Via @reddit: Japanese cats can haz ninja skillz; survives tsunami by clinging to wall: http://redd.it/g3t3a

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Some ex-girlfriends are just wonderful creatures; others are worthless, self-centered, crazy pieces of shit. Why is there no in-between?

dontfuckwiththegaga:

…and that’s at least 1/2 a million dollar swing in Lady Miss Gaga’s hips right thurr…

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

“The terms ‘liberal’ and ‘conservative’ are two of the emptiest sounds in today’s political vocabulary” ~Ayn Rand http://ping.fm/D9wGt

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

“…make your hand into a claw and tell them you’re a little monster and you can do whatever the fuck you want.” @LadyGaga

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

“Maybe listening is sexier than anything else you can do in public” http://www.viruscomix.com/page542.html

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

Godzilla backwards… http://i.imgur.com/WagHH.jpg

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

californiagrown:

a ton of organizations and funds have rallied to provide relief to those affected by this disaster.  here are some options if you’re looking to provide some relief to the effort:

  • the red cross has launched efforts in japan.  visit redcross.org or text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 from your phone.
  • save the children is currently organizing efforts and donations to its children’s emergency fund.
  • international medical corps is responding to the health needs of the disaster’s victims.  to donate or learn about other ways you can contribute to its medical response, visit internationalmedicalcorps.org.  also, text MED to 80888 from any mobile phone to give $10.
  • the japan earthquake and tsunami relief fund was launched at globalgiving.org to garner funds that will be given to a variety of relief organizations helping victims of the earthquake.  it has already raised over $100,000, particularly from concerned twitter users around the world.
  • salvation army personnel are organizing efforts in tokyo and will soon send a team to help the severely damaged city of sendai, japan.  to contribute to earthquake relief, text JAPAN or QUAKE to 80888 to make a $10 donation or visit salvationarmyusa.org.
  • doctors without borders is sending two three-person teams to the iwate and miyagi prefectures in japan.  to learn more about their efforts or to make a donation, visit doctorswithoutborders.org.

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[info source: here]

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

Hipster Traps in NYC baited w/ PBR and American Spirits, amongst other incentives. Brilliant! Look out, @Slantview! http://ping.fm/dll2C

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

The most ignorant “Christian” shit I have read in a long time: “God attacking Japan for tentacle porn, 4chan” http://ping.fm/CPf2u

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

@LadyGaga: $5 for Japan, Little Monsters! http://ping.fm/DFgNZ

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

FBF FTW!

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

Somebody find the water key that turns off my nose.

Posted: March 11, 2011 in Uncategorized

Understand that the building codes in Japan saved dozens of thousands of lives. Watch the skyscrapers sway… http://ping.fm/jPMlV

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

I’m fascinated by that gangsta shit /Always been a fan of that gangsta shit /You can count me in if it’s gangsta shit /Just for the rush…

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

I chortle when I lose friends on social networks—really? Did your online persona take damage? Fetch the Waaambulance or the Waaalicopter.

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

It is only when you get deathly ill that you remember how fucked up you get when you drink a bottle of Nyquil #highschool #BattleLosAngeles

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

Grab deez nutz from @KingFantastic and @DJTroubleMaker: free iPod Why? Where? What? video featuring @KristinaRoseXXX: http://t.co/UHEOp0f

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

Why did the chicken cross the road? I just got this joke and my mind=blown. http://i.imgur.com/AhAdy.png