No Shirt, No Shoes…No Dice!

Posted: December 18, 2008 in Music
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Pouring rain and trapped by flooding into the one-room studio I am living in (or out of, if you prefer), I decided to quit playing video games and spin some tunes surrounded by three wet cats who decided to use my bed as a roost. I loaded up every DJ exclusive mix I could find because I was too lazy to go through my folders while the rain was beating on the roof. I also was influenced by going to my man T-Boz‘s birthday bash last Friday where our homegirl Aida brought a big-ass LL Cool J style boombox and her CD collection and proceeded to rock the hizouse with some real old school jams. Here are the results.

Opening sample is from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

Brad Hamilton: Hey! You guys had shirts on when you came in here!

Jeff Spicoli: Well, something happened to ’em, man. Hahaha!

Brad Hamilton: C’mon Spicoli, just put the shirts back on. You see that sign?

Jeff Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes…

Jeff and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh.

Brad Hamilton: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.

Jeff Spicoli: Whoa!

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  1. Stevie Wonder – Superstition (Ultimix)
  2. Boogie Boys – A Fly Girl (Original Mix)
  3. George Michael – I Want Your Sex (Ultimix)
  4. Madonna – Justify My Love (Ultimix)
  5. Ace of Base – The Sign (Ultimix)
  6. Arrested Development – Tennessee (Funkymix)
  7. Ice Cube – You Can Do It (Wicked Mix)
  8. Cyndi Lauper – All Through the Night (Ultimix)
  9. Zhane – Hey Mr DJ (Wicked Mix)
  10. Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Teddybears Remix)
  11. Wreckx N Effect – Rump Shaker (Ultimix)
  12. Eric B and Rakim – I Know You Got Soul (Funkymix)
  13. John Mellencamp – Jack and Diane (Full Tilt Remix)
  14. Uncle Kracker – Follow Me (Ultimix)
  15. Digital Underground – Humpty Dance (Ultimix)
  16. MC Lyte – Cold Rock a Party (Ultimix)
  17. House of Pain – Jump Around (Ultimix)
  18. Marcia Griffiths – Electric Slide (Ultimix)
  19. Wild Cherry – Play That Funky Music (Ultimix)
  20. Kool and the Gang – Jungle Boogie (Ultimix)
  21. George Clinton – Atomic Dog (Ultimix)
  22. The Commodores – Brick House (Ultimix)
  23. Nu Shooz – Point Of No Return (Ultimix)
  24. Bobby Brown – Humpin Around (Funkymix)
  25. Puff Daddy featuring Mase and Notorious BIG – Mo Money Mo Problem (Supreme Ultimix)
  26. INXS – Need You Tonight (Ultimix)
  27. Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock featuring Omar Chandler – Joy and Pain (Funkymix)
  28. Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock – It Takes Two (Ultimix)
  29. Herbie Hancock – Rock It (Ultimix)
  30. Janet Jackson featuring Heavy D – Alright (Ultimix)
  31. C+C Music Factory featuring Freedom Williams and Martha Wash – Gonna Make You Sweat (Wicked Mix)
  32. Marrs – Pump Up The Volume (Ultimix)
  33. Dave Matthews Band – Ants Marching (Full Tilt Remix)
  34. Sugar Hill Gang – Rapper’s Delight (Funkymix)
  35. Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby (Scratch Ultimix)
  36. Stereo MCs – Elevate Your Mind (Wicked Mix)
  37. Newcleus – Jam On It (Ultimix)
  38. Young MC – Bust a Move (Ultimix)
  39. Rockmaster Scott – The Roof is on Fire (Ultimix)
  40. Chic – Le Freak (Wicked Mix)
  41. Vanity 6 – Nasty Girls (Wicked Mix)
  42. Holiday (Ultimix DJ Jimbo Remix)

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