I Feel Good Today Silent Bob

Posted: November 21, 2008 in Music
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Starry-eyed (surprise) off of the 5 hours of There Are Two Types of Balls I decided to see how many remixed classics from the eighties and early nineties I could string together back-to-back. The results are epic; tracklisting below: 85 tracks, almost six and a half hours of madness. Make it the soundtrack to your weekend.

Opening sample is from Clerks:

Jay: I feel good today Silent Bob. We’re gonna make some money, then you know what we’re gonna do? We’re gonna party, we’re gonna get some pussy and i’ma fuck this bitch and i’ma fuck this bitch….I’LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

Yo, what the fuck are you lookin’ at? I’ll kick your fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Don’t that motherfucker owe me ten bucks? Y’know, fuckin’, tonight we’re gonna rip off this fuckers head, take out his fuckin’ soul. Remind me that if he tries to buy something I’m gonna shit in the motherfuckers’ bag.

Yo what’s up baby? ‘Sup sluts?

Ya know Silent Bob you’re a rude motherfucker, y’know that? Cute as hell. I’d like to go down on you, suck you, line up two more guys and make like a circus seal! Eww you fucking faggot! I hate guys! I LOVE WOMEN!

What do you want Grizzly Adams?

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TRACKLISTING:

  1. Art of Noise – Beat Box (Ultimix)
  2. Prince – Pussy Control (Funkymix)
  3. Blondie – Rapture (Ultimix)
  4. Snap! – The Power (Ultimix)
  5. Fine Young Cannibals – She Drives Me Crazy (Ultimix)
  6. M – Pop Muzik (Ultimix)
  7. The Cure – Hot Hot Hot!! (Extended Mix)
  8. Janet Jackson and Herb Alpert – Diamonds (Ultimix)
  9. Vanessa Williams – The Right Stuff (Ultimix)
  10. Pet Shop Boys – West End Girls (Ultimix)
  11. Madonna – Open Your Heart (Extended Version)
  12. Duran Duran – Save a Prayer (Ultimix)
  13. Sheila E – Love Bizarre (Long Mix)
  14. OMD – Secret (12′ mix)
  15. Pebbles – Mercedes Boy (Ultimix)
  16. Aqua – Turn Back Time (Love To Infinity’s Classic Paradise Mix)
  17. Black Box – Everybody Everybody (Ultimix)
  18. New Order – True Faith (Remix)
  19. Cathy Dennis – Touch Me (Club Mix)
  20. Depeche Mode – Happiest Girl (Jack Mix)
  21. Tears for Fears – Mad World (Spiral Tribe Mix)
  22. Frankie Smith – Double Dutch Bus (Powerhouse Mix)
  23. Depeche Mode – Blasphemous Rumours (Secret Mix)
  24. Deep Forest featuring Peter Gabriel – While the Earth Sleeps (Strange Days Extended Mix)
  25. Shannon – Let the Music Play (Omar Santana X-Mix Remix)
  26. Midnight Star – Freak-A-Zoid (Ultimix)
  27. Prince – Raspberry Beret (Remix)
  28. OMD – If You Leave (Digital Remix)
  29. Annie Lennox – Little Bird (House Of Gypsies Remix)
  30. Cyndi Lauper – Hey Now (Girls Just Want to Have Fun)
  31. Cause and Effect – You Think You Know Her (Philanderer’s Mix)
  32. Camouflage – The Great Commandment (Razormaid Mix)
  33. Kon Kan – I Beg Your Pardon (Ultimix)
  34. The Cure – The Caterpillar (Flicker Mix)
  35. Erasure – Rock Me Gently (Club Mix)
  36. Depeche Mode – Behind The Wheel (Razormaid I-18 Mix)
  37. Anything Box – Living in Oblivion (St. John’s Mix)
  38. Annie Lennox – No More ‘I Love You’s’ (Junior’s Club Mix)
  39. Prince – Gett Off (Illicit Vocal Mix)
  40. Peter Gabriel – Sledgehammer (2002 White Label Mix)
  41. Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough (’99 Remix)
  42. Talking Heads – Once in a Lifetime (Extended Club Mix)
  43. George Michael – Father Figure (DJ Buhtl Clubhouse Mix)
  44. The Corrs vs Fleetwood Mac – Dreams (Tee’s Club Mix)
  45. Eddie Grant – Electric Avenue (White Label Mix)
  46. Michael Jackson – Billie Jean (’99 Remix)
  47. Roula – Short Dick Man (Club Mix)
  48. Yaz – Don’t Go (Tee’s Freeze Mix)
  49. Madonna – Into The Groove (Love II Infinity Special Mix)
  50. Depeche Mode – Here is the House (Gabriel and Dresden Bootleg reworked by Megamode)
  51. The Cure – In Between Days (Shiver Mix)
  52. Corey Hart – Sunglasses at Night (White Label Remix)
  53. Eurythmics – Sweet Dreams (Wicked Mix)
  54. Berlin – Sex (I’m a…) (Ventura Club Mix)
  55. Cyndi Lauper – True Colors (Junior Vasquez Pride Mix)
  56. Paul Lekakis – Boom Boom Boom (Ultimix)
  57. Real Life – Send Me An Angel (Remix)
  58. Sarah McLachlan – Possession (Rabbit in the Moon Mix)
  59. Echo and the Bunnymen – Lips Like Sugar (12″ Mix)
  60. Depeche Mode – Get The Balance Right (Yello Mix)
  61. Baltimora – Tarzan Boy (DJ JimmyJam’s 2002 Bootleg Mix)
  62. Prince – When Doves Cry (2001 White Label Mix)
  63. Taco – Puttin’ On The Ritz (DJ JimmyJam’s White Label Club Mix)
  64. Billy Idol – Catch My Fall (Remix Fix)
  65. Erasure – Always (Microbots Trance Dance Mix)
  66. Depeche Mode – People Are People (White Label 12″ Mix)
  67. Latour – People Are Still Having Sex (Thunderpuss Mix)
  68. Madonna – Ray Of Light (Sasha’s Ultra Violet Mix)
  69. Ready for the World – Oh Sheila (Ultimix)
  70. Frente! – Bizarre Love Triangle (Remix)
  71. Kim Wilde – Kids In America 94 (Extension Mix)
  72. U2 – Where the Streets Have No Name (Johnny Vicious Mix)
  73. Alphaville – Forever Young (Techno Remix)
  74. Information Society – What’s On Your Mind? (White Label Mix)
  75. Pat Benatar – We Belong 2000 (White Label Mix)
  76. Irene Cara – Fame (98 White Label Mix)
  77. Madonna – Material Girl (Club 69 Anthem Mix)
  78. Kim Carnes – Betty Davis Eyes (2002 White Label Mix)
  79. Haddaway – What is Love? (Reloaded Club Mix)
  80. Culture Beat – Mr Vain (2003 Club Mix)
  81. Praga Khan – Injected with a Poison (MNO Power Mix)
  82. Rozalla – Everybody’s Free (Richard Humpty Vission’s Plasma Trance Mix)
  83. Depeche Mode – Everything Counts (ATB Mix)
  84. Front 242 – Headhunter (Front Line Assembly Mix)
  85. Nitzer Ebb – Industrial Strength Medley

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