Archive for December 25, 1990

X-mas Song (dedicated to Mickey’s™ Malt Liquor)

Posted: December 25, 1990 in Poetry
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ain’t no way to celebrate Christmas
‘less it’s a Keystone™ drunken Christmas.
ain’t no way to celebrate Christmas
‘less you pass out once or twice.
ain’t no way to celebrate Christmas
‘less you drink the 12 pack to it’s demise
ain’t no way to celebrate Christmas
‘less you’ve toasted the good Lord Jesus Christ.