Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Some ex-girlfriends are just wonderful creatures; others are worthless, self-centered, crazy pieces of shit. Why is there no in-between?

dontfuckwiththegaga:

…and that’s at least 1/2 a million dollar swing in Lady Miss Gaga’s hips right thurr…

Image  —  Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

“The terms ‘liberal’ and ‘conservative’ are two of the emptiest sounds in today’s political vocabulary” ~Ayn Rand http://ping.fm/D9wGt

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

“…make your hand into a claw and tell them you’re a little monster and you can do whatever the fuck you want.” @LadyGaga

Posted: March 14, 2011 in Uncategorized

“Maybe listening is sexier than anything else you can do in public” http://www.viruscomix.com/page542.html

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

Godzilla backwards… http://i.imgur.com/WagHH.jpg

californiagrown:

a ton of organizations and funds have rallied to provide relief to those affected by this disaster.  here are some options if you’re looking to provide some relief to the effort:

  • the red cross has launched efforts in japan.  visit redcross.org or text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 from your phone.
  • save the children is currently organizing efforts and donations to its children’s emergency fund.
  • international medical corps is responding to the health needs of the disaster’s victims.  to donate or learn about other ways you can contribute to its medical response, visit internationalmedicalcorps.org.  also, text MED to 80888 from any mobile phone to give $10.
  • the japan earthquake and tsunami relief fund was launched at globalgiving.org to garner funds that will be given to a variety of relief organizations helping victims of the earthquake.  it has already raised over $100,000, particularly from concerned twitter users around the world.
  • salvation army personnel are organizing efforts in tokyo and will soon send a team to help the severely damaged city of sendai, japan.  to contribute to earthquake relief, text JAPAN or QUAKE to 80888 to make a $10 donation or visit salvationarmyusa.org.
  • doctors without borders is sending two three-person teams to the iwate and miyagi prefectures in japan.  to learn more about their efforts or to make a donation, visit doctorswithoutborders.org.

[photo source: here and here]
[info source: here]

Gallery  —  Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

Hipster Traps in NYC baited w/ PBR and American Spirits, amongst other incentives. Brilliant! Look out, @Slantview! http://ping.fm/dll2C

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

The most ignorant “Christian” shit I have read in a long time: “God attacking Japan for tentacle porn, 4chan” http://ping.fm/CPf2u

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

@LadyGaga: $5 for Japan, Little Monsters! http://ping.fm/DFgNZ

FBF FTW!

Image  —  Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

Posted: March 13, 2011 in Uncategorized

Somebody find the water key that turns off my nose.

Posted: March 11, 2011 in Uncategorized

Understand that the building codes in Japan saved dozens of thousands of lives. Watch the skyscrapers sway… http://ping.fm/jPMlV

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

I’m fascinated by that gangsta shit /Always been a fan of that gangsta shit /You can count me in if it’s gangsta shit /Just for the rush…

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

I chortle when I lose friends on social networks—really? Did your online persona take damage? Fetch the Waaambulance or the Waaalicopter.

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

It is only when you get deathly ill that you remember how fucked up you get when you drink a bottle of Nyquil #highschool #BattleLosAngeles

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

Grab deez nutz from @KingFantastic and @DJTroubleMaker: free iPod Why? Where? What? video featuring @KristinaRoseXXX: http://t.co/UHEOp0f

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

Why did the chicken cross the road? I just got this joke and my mind=blown. http://i.imgur.com/AhAdy.png

Posted: March 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

then I noticed the throbbing in my brain; my throat had closed to a needle’s eye, and it was then that I knew that I was not going to work

karinanotcinerina:

bioluminescencee:

please? i could really use it<3

yes

Posted: March 9, 2011 in Uncategorized

And Mister Rogers finally looked up from his watch and said softly “May God be with you,” to all his vanquished children. http://ping.fm/nws4k

Velma FTW!

Image  —  Posted: March 9, 2011 in Uncategorized

Excellent! Can’t wait for v1.2…

Image  —  Posted: March 9, 2011 in Uncategorized

This almost beats “don’t throw toothpicks in the urinals; the crabs are learning to pole-vault”

Image  —  Posted: March 9, 2011 in Uncategorized