(636): hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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@reddit is phenomenal, asks the question, what’s it like to be a hawt chiq: http://ping.fm/5p9TQ
“It’s not right…but it’s ok / I’m gonna make it anyway” ~Whitney Houston
via / follow fuckyeahalbuquerque
“A man’s library is a sort of harem.”
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Where’s Papa going with that ax?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. ~the first line of Charlotte’s Web
“You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty.” – Jessica Mitford
via @reddit: For FUCK’S SAKE, watch this and DRIVE SAFELY during the holidays and every day. MUST SEE: http://ping.fm/vxHmz
Find out if your info was leaked via the Gawker attack over the weekend: http://ping.fm/UudjI
The #Facebook “new profile” is an excuse to increase right-side advertisement from 2 or 3 to 4 or more…
Girls have the RIGHT to be geeks, nerds, dorks, and love Star Wars too! Read this! http://ping.fm/HfmTp
The birth of a new meme phrase? Nope, zero on the final (via @reddit) http://imgur.com/mmsH5.png
@NICKIMINAJ: nothin’ says love to your fans better than answering their lyrical ____ questions! Rock on, girl!
http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/giraffe%20vs%20plane.jpg …is worth 1000 words. Via @reddit.
@kingfantastic & @kristinarosexxx putting it down West Coast style; this is how it’s done, fool! Why? Where? What? http://ping.fm/PGh3s
The American middle class is dead. Long live the American middle class: http://ping.fm/W5tdw
Rep Bernie Sanders (D-Vermont) rocks the US Senate floor with something unheard of: honesty. http://ping.fm/kn7gK
This is why you spay / neuter your pets. Always, and without fail. Otherwise, this happens. This video is Not Safe For Life: http://ping.fm/XDXG9


